Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I'm Bloody Again

and for the second time in a week i forgot what i did for three quarters of the evening. i bruised my knuckles, cut my lip, chipped a tooth and maybe broke my elbow. i may have invented the newest breakdance of 2009. they tell me the crowd was asking more. but i can't remember the move, i don't remember falling asleep. i do remember eating half a pizza in the morning, then puking the pizza back into the box.

my insides hurt for a long time. is it time to stop drinking? what do you guys think?

4 comments:

Matt said...

Lars, yes. Jesus dude. Dawn and I are considering AA meetings. Srsly. Come hang with me; pink eye deters one from too much social interaction and antibiotic consumption could rally some inner sentiment that drinking would only inhibit recovery.

But I guess if a broken elbow isn't insistence you slow down, adding conjunctivitis may only make you more miserable. I've got a cure-all: bicycle riding. Getcha self better boy, and hone them dancing skillz.

jedi tite said...

i only hope you got in another bar fight

Rob said...

i am afraid to know what condition my liver is in.

ian said...

i hella want a pizza now.